Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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thebamagirl:

George Strait’s just like wine. Just getting better with age.

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